I don’t know what’s wrong with me

At first, I was hoping I just needed a really good fart. During my class on Tuesday evening, I began to experience an uncomfortableness in my lower left abdomen. When I got home from work that night, I chalked it up to gas pains. By 3 a.m. Wednesday morning, I couldn’t stand the pain any longer. I could not find a single position that didn’t aggravate my belly. So I drove to CVS to buy some Gas-X.  After a few toots, I fell into a fitful and somewhat painful sleep. When I woke up Wednesday morning, I still had the …